Thursday, May 29, 2008

If You See Anoyone in a Scarf, Shoot First and ask Questions Later

So the picture of Rachel Ray above was yanked from Dunkin Donut's website because Michelle Malkin said she looks like a terrorist, causing people to complain. I quote Michelle because I have neither the time nor the energy to make this shit up, "Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons" That's right, you've been brain washed by Hollywood actresses and other left-wing icons (including me on the cold days in Pittsburgh). We all thought we were just following a fashion trend dating back to ancient Rome, but actually we were promoting Jihad.

I have a theory about a fictitious conversation that happened over Brunch in New York a week ago:

Michelle Malkin: Hey Rush, how's it hanging?

Rush Limbaugh: Not too bad Shelly, what are you drinking?

MM: It's Dunkin Donuts, since PittGirl said Starbucks is so 2007, what are you looking at?

RL: This Print ad of Rachel Ray, do you think O'Reilley would harass her?

MM: Ha, maybe not in that little scarf, she looks like she's about to blow up a Dunkin Donuts

RL: That's a good point, think we could get that ad pulled, by saying it's extremist?

MM: Oh totally, our followers are that dumb. Which one of us should do it?

RL: I think it's your turn, I actually got Republicans to vote for Hillary in Operation Chaos.

Note: You do not find a link to Michelle Malkin's blog on here because I have no desire to promote it. There is a CNN article on this subject though.

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